martin tweed rules

My Photo
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I am romantic.

Friday, May 12, 2006

the perfect girlfriend....

could she BE any more perfect?!

Friday, March 31, 2006


i like getting fucked on ten million pots of sake and eating every single fish in the sea wrapped in rice and seaweed and fish eggs and japanese ladies.


that's raymi's cd that i STILL HAVE!

i am very fucking strong. i can build a cottage in like, ten seconds, and then like TEAR IT DOWN cause i am fucking crazy like that bitch!

just cause we roll our rocks together at the SAME TIME down the hill doesn't mean we are queers!

that was an insanely dangerous fire hazard having that lighter fluid near raymi's cleavage cause dude she is majorly HOT like FIRE! I was all like, "Woah. That, was close."

on an unrelated note that was the best halloween EVER!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Really, I am a nice guy.

Just call me Pistachio

all martin all the time.

that's me and raymi, you might of of heard of her. she as showing me her penis at Valerie's cottage.

This weekend I got retarded and drank the universe and hugged and kissed everybody because I was filled with so much love for the world, boy was it ever cute.

That's halloween two years ago.

This is my other best friend.

Working on some renovations up north involved a lot of drink.

I'm trying to quit smoking. I've been on the patch for awhile and the only thing it seems to have done is make me switch brand of cigs. meh.

we usually hit up this fancy hotel when we work up north because we deserve it.

on alex's boat. I like to talk a lot.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

I am a creative genius

I am Martin Tweed

I like to wear nice clothes to make other people feel inferior.

I bought a new truck.

I am pretty much an asshole but my friends like me.

fil and raymi are my best friends and they are very good looking and raymi is very smart.

Powered by Blogger